Before I made jokes on the Internet, I used to hand out greasy popcorn in movie theaters. After that, I sold fishing and camping equipment. After that, I sold shoes. Then I was a camp counselor, and then I sold bowel cleanser over the phone, then I washed dishes, and then I was a bartender. And now I have this job. No matter what job I had, I always thought, "Man, someday I'm going to write a movie about this. Someday I'll tell the world my story, as a 19 year old who sells bowel cleanser over the phone to lunatics." Unfortunately, the world will never get to see my bowel cleanser movie, or my camp counselor TV show, or my shoe salesman musical, because Hollywood is very specific about what careers they will focus on. And my jobs just don't fit into any of their acceptable career categories. When I first noticed the overabundance of male architects in pop culture, I thought I must have been overreacting, seeing and reading into nonexistent patterns, all Beautiful Mind style. After all, there's a finite amount of job types out there, and just because I might have noticed a few movies about architects doesn't mean anything weird was going on. Then CBS debuted its new show Partners, which features two male architects in leading roles. That means CBS now has two ensemble comedy shows featuring architects in a row on the same night every Monday. So I decided to reopen my investigation. Let's look at exactly how many architects are popping up in movies and TV. We've got Joseph Gordon Levitt in (500) Days of Summer .Zach Braff in The Last Kiss .Keanu Reeves in The Lake House .Matthew Perry and Oliver Platt in Three to Tango .and plenty more, including Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle, Adam Sandler in Click, Luke Wilson in My Super Ex Girlfriend, Matthew Broderick in The Cable Guy and Matt Dillon in You, Me and Dupree (and he also pretends to be an architect in Something About Mary). I just didn't feel like tracking down pictures of all of those. Really look at that list. I'm closing in on 30 years old, I've lived on both sides of the country and spent at least a little bit of time in a dozen other states, and I have never in my life met a single architect (let alone a sexy one with a bunch of interesting and dramatic friends). I couldn't find an architect with a gun to my head, but when the aliens take over this planet and go through our records, they're going to assume that there was a long stretch of time where every single middle class white guy exclusively built skyscrapers. It's a crazy specific trend. If your character is a cop, you're making an action cop movie about justice. If he's a lawyer, you're making a legal thriller about a more boring kind of justice. But if you don't want to make an action movie or a legal thriller, your protagonist is an architect, end of story. Or at least what Hollywood thinks an architect is. Hollywood isn't just writing about architects; it's writing about architect designers. These protagonists are always landing clients and designing elegant and functional buildings when, in reality, modern architects spend very little time designing and focus more on "construction detailing or project management." There hasn't been an accurate representation of an architect on film in years. They like that an architect has all of the passion and creativity of an artist, but without any of the "starving artist" stereotypes. But still, Hollywood seems to think it's the perfect average white guy job, so look forward to 11 movies starring Paul Rudd as an architect in 2013. 2. There Are Three Types of Jobs Women Can Have I'd like to say right now that I'm not trying to turn this into a debate about sexism in Hollywood. That is a valid debate, but it should be handled by people who are smarter than me. I'm not bringing up the fact that Hollywood only creates a small number of roles for women as a way of saying "There's a disappointing lack of gender balance in Hollywood today." I'm only doing it as a way of saying "Hey, isn't it silly that Hollywood does this? Jokes!" Now that the disclaimer's out of the way, let's get into the three sexist roles that sexist Hollywood forces upon women. Something Vaguely Related to Journalism The female lead in 7 out of 10 romantic comedies works in journalism, which is a statistic I just made up but still believe with all of my heart. To drive home the pervasiveness of this trend, not only am I going to list a bunch of women who played journalists in movies, but I'm going to do my best to Kevin Bacon the shit out of it and build a full chain of connections. Here we go. Katherine Heigl worked for E! News in Knocked Up, and then Heigl played a morning show producer in The Ugly Truth. Rachel McAdams was a morning show producer in Morning Glory, and then McAdams played a spunky reporter in State of Play. Drew Barrymore was a spunky reporter who made herself the subject of her own story in Never Been Kissed, and then Kate Hudson made herself the subject of a story in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, a movie that featured Robert Klein. Klein played himself in Definitely, Maybe, which featured Rachel Weisz as an aspiring journalist and, speaking of aspiring journalists, that's what Tara Reid was in Van Wilder with Ryan Reynolds. And then Ryan Reynolds starred in The Proposal, which co starred Sandra Bullock as the editor for a New York publisher. Something Vaguely Related to Wearing Lots of Pantsuits Speaking of The Proposal, it's one of the rare crossovers, in that Sandra Bullock is tangentially connected to the field of journalism but is also a no nonsense businesswoman who wears pantsuits and is mad most of the time the second category of jobs Hollywood will allow women to have. They're just as career focused as the female journalists above, but this time they are in pantsuits. We've got Meryl Streep as a career obsessed fashion . something in The Devil Wears Prada .Kate Beckinsale, the fancy ad executive in Everybody's Fine .Sarah Jessica Parker as the cold, all business something or other in The Family Stone . And more, but I've exhausted the movies I know off the top of my head, and "serious women in pantsuits" isn't something I'd like to add to my Google Image Search, because I'm not sure what impact it would have on the profile that the government is building on me based on all of my previous searches, and I'd rather not take the chance that it'll be a negative one. My point is, women be pantsuiting; you can't stop a woman from pantsuiting in a movie. Even in 2012, a pantsuit and ponytail is Hollywood's shorthand for an uptight woman who needs to, by the end of the movie, loosen up. I don't know if this woman exists in real life, but that's because I work for a silly Internet website, and as such have never met a woman who wore a pantsuit in a non Halloween context. 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However, not all online shoe stores are the same. So i have put together some advice, and things to look out for when buying shoes online. 1)Post and packaging Charges: The Added Cost when Buying Shoes Online. Always find out what the P charges are before spending lots of time adding items to cart or shopping bag. You may think you're getting a bargain on all those shoes, but if P cost is too high, you may end up paying more than anticipated. Especially when ordering from a country other than the one you live in. Lots of online shoe shops offer free P which is great! But do some price comparisons before you purchase. Sometimes, you'll get a better deal at an online shoe shop that charges a reasonable price for P and still save . 2)Returns/Exchanges Know the Policies in Advance. Another major factor in buying shoes online, is being able to return or exchange them if there's something wrong with them, they don't fit, or just aren't the way you thought they would be. Most online shoe stores will have a returns policy, but DO NOT take it for granted. Make sure before putting in those card details, that you'll be able to return the unused shoes for any reason. Ok, if you're taking a chance on a heavily discounted pair of shoes, then you might decide to buy without a return policy. But you still need to know what your rights for that sale are before buying. Also, find out in advance if you'll have to pay the return postal fees, if you do decide to send the shoes back. 3)Want your Shoes quick? Check delivery Times. If its an absolute must that you have a certain pair of shoes by "xx" date, I strongly advise buying them in person at an actual shoe shop. Or ordering them well in advance, and that there are other options available if your shoes don't arrive in time. I AM NOT saying that online shoe shops don't post out in a timely fashion! In fact, I have purchased many pairs of shoes online, and they have all arrived in record time, but why take any chances? Again, find out the delivery policy of the online shoe shop you're buying from, and make sure the shoes your buying are actually in stock! If they are backordered, this could add weeks till you get them. Summery As long as you buy from reputable online shoe stores and pay extra attention to the info above, buying online is an excellent way to save time and money; and to give yourself the biggest choice when buying shoes online. Nike Kobe 9 Low EM Fluorescent Green,TWO Stockport communities are in mourning this week, following the tragic road deaths of a young boy, and a dad of five. Twelve year old Craig Muskett was riding his BMX bike on Sandiway, Bredbury, on Friday, when he was in collision with a blue van that did not stop at the scene. As his dying son lay in his arms, Ian was heard crying out to Craig to 'wake up', but the terrible injuries proved fatal, and Craig died later in Stepping Hill Hospital that night. Following Craig's death, his heartbroken parents Ian and Lindsay paid tribute to their son who they described as being 'loved by many.' "Craig was a very special son. He was loved by many friends, he loved his family, and was caring and happy," they said. "Craig's life was cut tragically short and a big gap has been left in our lives," they added. Emotional tributes, flowers, candles, toys and an England football shirt signed by friends have been laid at the scene of the accident, for the Werneth High School pupil. Cards read: "You will be a light shining bright in heaven" and "Fondest memories of a truly beautiful boy who will be greatly missed". Neighbours, who have known the family for several years, described the youngster as 'an angel' who enjoyed play wrestling on the green nearby. They said: "He was a lovely lad. Since this happened, the street has been very quiet. It's hit everyone, it's just tragic." Now many residents on the surrounding estate have said they will petition for traffic calming measures including speed bumps on Sandiway in the hope the tragedy is not repeated. Werneth headteacher Pam Campbell added: "It is a terrible shock to the school community to hear of the untimely death of Craig. "We are devastated to lose a member of our community in such tragic circumstances. "Craig was a lovely boy who will be remembered with fondness by staff and pupils." A 35 year old man handed himself into police on Saturday, and has been arrested and bailed on suspicion of manslaughter. If you feel we have made an error in a report, or have fallen below our usual high standards, please write in the first instance to: Rob Irvine, editor, Manchester Evening News, Mitchell Henry House, Hollinwood Avenue, Chadderton, Oldham OL9 8EP. 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